Whimsy

“I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now roll your eyes at whatever the other says whenever you feel the need.”

Have you noticed that in more-or-less formal English, an animal isn’t referred to as a “she” or “he” but rather as an “it”?

Delivery people at United Parcel Service are poised to make $170,000 per year, according to reports last week about the new union agreement.

Back on June 2, The Goldman State—Your Source for Fun-Based Journalism®—reported that Home Depot says we’re simply not tackling enough screw-it-yourself projects to help the store maintain its net worth of (gasp) $291.69 billion. Back on June 2, The Goldman State—Your Source for Fun-Based Journalism®—reported that Home Depot says we’re simply not tackling enough screw-it-yourself projects to help the store maintain its net worth of (gasp) $291.69 billion.

The unlikely twin successes of “Barbie” and “Oppenheimer” at the box office this summer have prompted some people to think they were the same movie.

With the kids heading back to school any day now, I’m afraid you’ll need to discover for yourself everything that’s wrong with you. Here’s a handy guide to a variety of previously taboo ailments:

If I sound especially giddy today it’s because I just received an email confirming that my LeCreuset cookware order is on its way.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd and four entitles you to launch your own trade association. For our purposes today, let’s do launch. A

As my fiscal year enters its second month tomorrow, I feel a sense of disappointment.

The auto industry is abuzz, bereft and altogether bummed to learn that people are keeping their cars longer because of economic anxiety.