Whimsy

Beating the Heat and Drought? Some Hydro Hints

Beating the Heat and Drought? Some Hydro Hints

If you don’t think climate change is real, and you further believe that hot summer weather stops on a dime after Labor Day, feel free to: (a) skip this column; (b) splash baby oil all over yourself, and (c) sunbathe from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. for a week in Phoenix, Arizona (motto: “We’re America’s Armpit!”).

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My Four Preferred Reincarnation Jobs

My Four Preferred Reincarnation Jobs

If reincarnation works, it’ll give me the chance to pay off my Visa bill, pay down my reverse mortgage and rewrite my will. Leaving my art collection to Midas Muffler may have been a tad whimsical, I’ll grant you.

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Needed: Vacational Guidance

Needed: Vacational Guidance

I recently took my first real vacation in almost 14 years. I went to Idaho—home to crystalline lakes, emerald parks, easygoing people and apparently, excellent potatoes.

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