Just when we thought Great Britain was out of step with the rest of the world, here comes the Wonky Veggies Movement.
“Wonky” Veggies Just Won’t Take It Anymore
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THE GOLDMAN STATE
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There’s Big Money to Be Had In Revising History
Almost every week a nonfiction book comes out dissing previous nonfiction books.
My New Goal: Become an Influencer
I’ve decided to become a professional influencer. The pay may not be much but thanks to social media’s 24-7 useless-news cycle, the hours seem pretty flexible.
Every Tom, Dick and Prince Harry
“What do you think of Prince Harry and his book?” a number of readers have asked me. Remember, three is a legitimate number.
Want To Get a Table? Try Phoning—Don’t Text, I.M. Or Dispatch Messenger Puffins
I’d like to introduce to my younger generation of readers—and reintroduce to my contemporary, not-as-old and magnificently mature readers—an amazing electronic device that will allow you to:
Are Bicycles Safe on City Streets? Ask A Spokes-Man
Question: Which of these two groups poses a greater threat to your safety on city streets?
Getting In Touch with One’s Inner Imbecile
Most of us have an inner child—a part of us that simply refuses to grow up. A possible exception to this would be Peter Pan, who managed to remain an eternally irritating adolescent.
The Real Yellow Pages
A few days before the close of 2022 someone tossed a copy of “The Real Yellow Pages” (dated 2002) over my backyard fence. I’d like to believe it was the book’s delivery person who did so, not a disgruntled scrapbooker disappointed by not having made the cover.
Are Auto Replies Too “Auto?”
During the very short time I returned to the workforce early last year I became enamored of G-mail auto replies to memos. You know, like “Sounds good,” “Let’s talk more about this” and “Will call to discuss this later.”
Important Information About Your Health Plan
As you know, health plans are reliable barometers of the U.S. economy. Often, the plans thoughtfully raise their rates even ahead of inflation, stagflation, stagnation and for all we know, Face the Nation.
