{"id":7917,"date":"2023-04-28T07:38:00","date_gmt":"2023-04-28T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goldmanstate.com\/?p=7917"},"modified":"2023-04-27T18:33:18","modified_gmt":"2023-04-28T01:33:18","slug":"30-things-you-shouldnt-include-with-your-work-resume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goldmanstate.com\/2023\/04\/28\/30-things-you-shouldnt-include-with-your-work-resume\/","title":{"rendered":"30 Things You Shouldn’t Include with Your Work R\u00e9sum\u00e9\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Feel free to take notes\u2014but be sure to bring them back later<\/h2>\n

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By Ed Goldman<\/h6>\n

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A<\/span>re there things you simply shouldn\u2019t include in or attach to your r\u00e9sum\u00e9?\u00a0Yes. Here are 30 of them:<\/p>\n

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  1. Your junior high school GPA, even if impressive.<\/li>\n
  2. Your blood pressure, even if impressive.<\/li>\n
  3. Your brief fascination with cannibalism.<\/li>\n
  4. Your mother\u2019s married name, especially if it was Hitler-Hannigan.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Vita statistics<\/p>\n

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    1. Your mother\u2019s maiden name, especially if it was Margie Mussolini.<\/li>\n
    2. Your labradoodle\u2019s vital statistics, even if impressive.<\/li>\n
    3. Your great-grandfather\u2019s week as a law clerk for Judge Crater.<\/li>\n
    4. A photo of your Grand-Slam breakfast at Denny’s, even if you\u2019ve cropped it very professionally.<\/li>\n
    5. X-rays of your torn ACL (I mean, who doesn\u2019t have those\u2014the X-rays\u00a0or\u00a0the torn ACL).<\/li>\n
    6. Your \u201cI Voted\u201d sticker from 2016, regardless of your choice.<\/li>\n
    7. A Xerox of your grandmother\u2019s wanted poster.<\/li>\n
    8. A list of all the phone numbers you\u2019ve ever had, including when you lived with your parents, even if you also recall all the area codes\u2014and especially if you’re\u00a0still\u00a0living with your parents.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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