THE GOLDMAN STATE

THE GOLDMAN STATE

Author: Ed Goldman

Bachelors Are We/Born to be Free

My cat, Osborn the Magnificent, really likes the bachelor life. Mine, mainly—though, technically, he qualifies as a bachelor as well.

While he’s developed serious crushes on two women I dated (years apart, I hasten to add) he seems to be most contented when it’s just the two of us hanging around the condo we share here in …

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A Dude at Oxford

It’s being reported that England’s University of Oxford, whose first classes date all the way back to 1096, may establish a satellite campus in Northern California’s Marin County, whose first Jacuzzis® date all the way back to 1968.

Oxford is famous for educating thousands of British prime ministers, many of whom …

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Axe Me No Questions

To commemorate the expected spring opening of an axe-throwing bar in the vibrant and, one’s tempted to add, cutting-edge midtown area of California’s capital, we set the mood with a legendary, anonymous poem:

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Flossing for Dental and Mental Health

I floss every morning while doing crossword puzzles.

It’s a juggling act, to be sure, and I never walk away without the newspaper getting soaked with spittle. But I’m trying to make 2020 my Year of Well Being—as opposed to 2019, which can be generously remembered as my Year of, Well, Being.

Permit me to explain my daily …

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