Author: Ed Goldman

ME AND 47—I’ve been trying to adapt to the second term of our beloved BLOTUS (Blowhard of the United States) by coming up with things he and I may have in common.

Perhaps you’ve seen those click-bait ads offering helpful hints, like urging us to always have a bread-package clip in our wallets or to drink a cup of olive oil at bedtime.

Routine visits to my nearby Safeway store have inspired me to resurrect a talent I stumbled on as a kid: lock-picking.

A popular children’s story explores what happens “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.”

If today’s episode causes you to fall into a restful sleep—or at least begin to visibly nod off—this column and I will have done our job.