“Because You’re Mine…I’ll Stand in Line”
I’ve just learned that one of my many personal oddities—my not minding too much if I stand in long lines—may turn out to be my dream retirement job.
Read MoreMid East Travel Tips For Tone-Deaf Tourists
Planning a trip to the Holy Land this Spring? Rumors abound that it may be as inadvisable as dousing yourself with acetone before frolicking in a still-smoldering luau pit.
Read MoreTrump Needs to Blame Biden For So Much More
President Donald J. Trump, often referred to as the BLOTUS (Blowhard of the United States), now blames former President Joe Biden for stranding those brave NASA astronauts in their space station.
Read More“With Love, Meghan” Is Only the Beginning
A new Goldman State Podcast drops every Friday! “Because You’re Mine…I’ll...
Read MoreWhen You Wish Upon a Czar…
We begin with a tasteful country tune:
Read MoreDoes Stanford’s Center On Longevity Have An Age Requirement?
Did you know that Stanford University houses a Center on Longevity?
Read MoreA Guide to Avoiding Hirer’s Remorse
Are you your company’s HR director? And you’ve still opted to live?
Read MoreSpring Preview! New Rules and Regs at Your HOA!
Memorandum to: HOA Members
Read MoreElon’s Right! We’re Cleaning House Today!
Inspired by the maniacally gleeful, rapaciously heartless and possibly illegal fashion in which Elon Musk, aided by his pack of foam-mouthed DOGEs, is firing government employees—then doing some major “oopsies” …
Read MoreQuibbles & Bits: On the Military and Missives
SOLDIERING ON—While I don’t have the ChatGPT app for my phone or computer, anyone who’s ever discussed sports, science or military strategy with me knows that mine is an artificial intelligence.
Read MoreWhy Is “Shut Up!” Considered Obscene? — Oh, It Isn’t?
When I was growing up in New York City—or at least hoping I’d be allowed to; it can be a tough place)—
Read MoreWhen Did We Become “Swamped” Creatures?
While some of us are disappointed that Generation Z hasn’t picked up very much from the rest of us (Generations Old), one thing I’m glad that young people are skipping is saying they’re always “swamped.”
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